July 4th is a day filled with patriotic pride, delicious barbecue, and of course, spectacular fireworks displays. But apart from all the traditional celebrations, why not include a little laughter this Independence Day? We’ve collected some of the most hilarious 4th of July quotes that will definitely spread some joy among your friends and family on this holiday.
1. “I’m not sure what I’ll do on the 4th of July, but I’ll probably watch a Will Smith movie.” -unknown
2. “You’ve got to love a nation that celebrates its independence every 4th of July, not with a parade of guns, tanks and soldiers, a display of strength and power at the White House, but with a family picnic.” Where kids throw Frisbees, potato salad spoils, and flies happily die.” -Erma Bombeck
3. “It’s not the 4th of July unless you’ve burned a hot dog, been bitten by a mosquito, and someone is yelling ‘Look at this!’ Before setting off fireworks.” -unknown
4. “This 4th of July, let’s not forget the sacrifices our ancestors made. And, let’s also not forget to bring ketchup to the cookout.” -unknown
5. “I believe in America because we have great dreams, and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true with funny 4th of July quotes.” -Wendell Willkie
6. “Why did the British cross the Atlantic? To sail on another tide on the 4th of July!” -unknown
7. “On the 4th of July, I’m always on the lookout for the perfect fireworks display. Because let’s face it, who doesn’t love explosions in the sky?” -unknown
8. “I have a joke about fireworks, but on the 4th of July it might burst with laughter.” -unknown
9. “Let’s celebrate the 4th of July by eating too much food, drinking too many drinks, and pretending to know the words to the national anthem.” -unknown
10. “This 4th of July, may your barbecue be hot, your drinks cold, and your jokes even hotter.” -unknown
When you gather with loved ones this 4th of July, be sure to share these hilarious quotes to add some extra fun to your celebrations. Laughter really is the best way to create lasting memories and bring people together, and what better time to do so than America’s Birthday?
To make sure your gatherings are filled with laughter, don’t forget to indulge in some classic American entertainment like backyard games, sparkler races and, of course, a competitive water balloon fight. And remember, the most important thing on this day is to celebrate the freedom and independence that we enjoy as a nation.
So go ahead, spread some laughter this 4th of July with these funny quotes and make it a holiday to remember. Happy Independence Day everyone!
